{"product_id":"live-laugh-lobotomy-greeting-card","title":"Live Laugh Lobotomy Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere’s no feeling like walking into someone’s house and seeing that infamous live, laugh, lo-\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ebotomy. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese days it feels like a lobotomy is the only thing that would get me through this shit show we’re living in. Maybe lobotomies are the next permanent jewelry?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI kid. I kid. To me, this phrase is a feminist middle finger to all the unnecessary lobotomies that were cruelly performed throughout history. So grab a greeting card and send one to your bestie. She’ll love it, and maybe even hang it on the wall!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis blank card is 5”x7” on acid free, linen textured paper. It has a matte finish, and each card comes with an envelope and a cello sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Snow Collective","offers":[{"title":"Single","offer_id":45363008700463,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Pack","offer_id":45363008733231,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Pack","offer_id":45363008765999,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0744\/1976\/5295\/files\/LobotomyGC.jpg?v=1779128997","url":"https:\/\/thesnowcollective.myshopify.com\/products\/live-laugh-lobotomy-greeting-card","provider":"The Snow Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}